yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

Dick swiging 

Giving a blow job.

Wonda Wonderpig has a talent for dick swiging!

Dick swiging by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

swilling 

Drinking a large amount of liquid, at once, or over a period of time.

It was hot as hell yesterday, so we filled a ice chest with Bud Light, dumped in a couple bags of ice and sat under a shady tree...swilling, and telling lies! LOL

swilling by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003

Swirling 

A black women that likes/ dates white men

"Girl you're swirling"

Swirling by O7d7u7 May 8, 2017

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones 

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009