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"Swilf" is an acronym based on the popular "milf" or "mother I'd like to f*&%." "Swilf: means "social worker I'd like to f*&%." Let's face it, there are many attractive women in this field, and what makes them more attractive is their open willingness to help others. If that's not hot, what is?
I went to therapy and the counselor was such a swilf!"
by hurricane chickey August 09, 2009
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Amy is such a SWILF!! Well jells!!
by xxManyeWestxx June 02, 2011
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somebodies wife i'd like to fuck
i know she' married but damn she's a SWILF
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Swedish
Women
I'd
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A SWILF is a nice mature women from Sweden, who'is open for free and unconditional sex. Most of the time LBB's (long, blond and beautyfil ones).
by The Dutch Swilf-hunter May 30, 2007
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Wig
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A sexy coffin dodger.
Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.
by Bert November 10, 2004
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