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The result of a penis forcing air into the vagina during sex. This causes air to rush out quickly from the vagina making a flatulent noise much like that of the "queef". The action of the air exiting swiftly brings about the "swift".
That swift caused me to go soft with a swiftness.
by jlawthelarson December 26, 2008
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Someone who talks with a lisp.
" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
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Getting the shits and having to speed-walk, swiftly, to the toilet on very short notice.
It was the green chili on top of the chicken fried streak that gave me the swifts.
by WaverlyS May 24, 2016
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Trixter which disregards the kicking side and places a main emphassas on flips
"fuck swift has the mean wallflip"
by Hakko December 13, 2003
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To take a shit also known as back droppin or booboo
I shouldn't have drank all of that milk. I need to take me an old swift.
by lordzig84 May 24, 2006
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-to be swift, like being blonde only not as "duragatory"
-Crystal:How come you dont have to refill your gas fireplace?
-Now that, is just pure swiftness.
by Regina Fillangee March 04, 2005
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When one has to make something up, or when one has made something look like a greater amount of effort and work has gone into the production of it. Often, but not always, involving the duplication of others work or terminology in order to produce something that looks like ones own.

A term synonymous with bullshitting, blagging, making up or too 'wing it', though more often used within the architectural profession.
"That Nathaniel sure was laying on the swift real heavy"

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"I sure had to write a loft of swift to get those plans through building control"
by Thig Waymarks November 23, 2007
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