2 definitions by PeePeePooPooShire
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013
Someone who is absolutely terrible at what they do. It would take too long to describe everything wrong with them, so you just settle with "Blue Cheese".
Person 1: Did you see him miss that easy layup? He needs to retire immediately.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally blue cheese
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally blue cheese
by PeePeePooPooShire April 3, 2012