swellout

Similar to foreploy; a swellout changes his hair, clothes, or political opinions for the sole purpose of getting laid.

Have you seen Randy lately? Yesterday he was sporting a fauxhawk and vintage t-shirt and wouldn't shut up about An Inconvenient Truth; what a swellout.

swellout by FreshyBB September 6, 2007

swellephant 

an elephant shaped balloon filled with water.

i heard a dripping noise, turned around, and there was a swellephant in my sink!

swellephant by lethal grizzle aka hagrid May 3, 2010

spellophobe 

someone that corrects you every time you make a typo and gets upset

sally: omg did you see wat she was wearing?

frank: you are missing an "h" in what

sally: you are such a spellophobe

spellophobe by librababyangel October 18, 2010

swallop 

This is a portmanteau word meaning a dollop of swill; it refers to maybe-edible substances in institutional food such as entrees served in school cafeterias or military messes. The word is all the more delicious for being said out loud in company, since it contains in its sound the implication 'swallow'. If you're young and hungry, you'll eat it, despite appearances.

Swallop may be subcategorized: processed pork, eg spam, is swine swallop, fish sticks are cod swallop, meat loaf is moo swallop. Reconstituted potatoes or eggs, warm congealed cereal, stew, mystery meat, and other such offerings merely are swallop.

swallop by Asymphototropic December 9, 2008

shellophobia 

fear of blowing up at gas stations

Sarah would always turn off her cell phone, ipod, and the radio when she was at gas stations for fear of blowing up and she would not let anyone open car doors while the gas was being pumped due to her shellophobia.

shellophobia by aprilmayjuneoctober November 24, 2006

heart of many swellows 

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

heart of many swellows by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

sellophane 

Sellophane is cellophane with an s instead of a c. Where cellophane implies clarity, sellophane makes no such claims. Sellophane implies the state of being where clarity is recognized to be a misleading facade.

His thoughts were sellophane, we had no idea what he was thinking.

sellophane by hanedin May 2, 2010