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Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
Swedishly raped by MurpBawker December 8, 2010
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
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cornholio 

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"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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