swelch

- verb (used without object): the sound made when the skin on your leg sticks to the side of your sex parter's body -- usually there is a great deal of humidity or sweating involved.

I was rocking the reverse cowgirl something awesome until my thigh swelched against him. It kinda killed the action, but only for a second.

by fungiblegoods August 3, 2010

swelch

A verb used to describe an instance of terrible pun usage.

"Oh, man, that was a terrible pun. He really swelched you that time."

by MHL April 30, 2008