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Sweet Lady Kisses 

In which two attractive women (usually one blonde and one brunette) engage in kissing tenderly for hours after or before scissoring.
Brittany: I love your sweet lady kisses.
Santana: Yea, it's a nice break from all that scissoring.

sweet sweet land lady 

A female landlord that eats, drinks, and parties with her tenants. She also gives discounted rent, helps clean her tenants apartment, and offers a shoulder to cry on. Otherwise known as SSLL.
After Brian's roommate screwed him over his Sweet Sweet Land Lady a.k.a. SSLL invited him to her place to drink her beer and bitch about what an asshole he was.
sweet sweet land lady by amanduha January 31, 2014

Sweet painted lady

Sweet painted lady is a song by Elton John and was on the album cover, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", Made in 1973.

Lyrics:
I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned
If the boys all behave themselves here
Well, there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight
Oh, the prices I charge here will see you alright
So, she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game, oh
Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said
So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game.
"did you hear the song Sweet painted lady by Elton John?"
Sweet painted lady by korihehee January 12, 2022

"sweet little old lady" virtue

Similar to da "grandmother approach", but more of a generalized "association wif da elderly" type of "gate-pass" to other people's patience, respect, willingness to accommodate you, etc.; i.e., if you make sure to tell others dat you are procuring an object for and/or assisting a slight-figured and warm/gentle-natured "neighborhood gramma", they'll be all like, "Awwwww... how kind and thoughtful of you!" regarding said endeavor, and thus they'll be more willing to assist you themselves, give you permission/clearance to perform whatever tasks/activities are necessary to complete your helpful task, let you obtain one or more related objects/resources/services either for free or at a much-lower cost, etc, due to their respect and appreciation for older folks and --- by extension --- anyone who's trying to provide "aid and attendance" to one or more of said "wrinkle-city residents".
Da likeable owner at da local general store at da Amish community in northern Maine extended a similar style of praising generosity to me as da classic "sweet little old lady" virtue might have garnered me --- if I was repairing an item for one of da Amish families in his community, said pleasant-and-mild-mannered proprietor would let me have da necessary fasteners and other hardware-materials for free.

SweetCandy 

A very sweet person has an awesome personality and is also a username for video games. If you meet a sweetcandy in game or SweetCqndy say "HI" to them they are really sweet and will most likely respond with "Hi How's your day!" then they will probably friend you. ;0 I wish I was friends with a girl like her. She is really generous and caring, if your day is going down she will always make it better. If you feel like quit-ing just ask SweetCandy she'll make your day a lot better. <3 I wish a knew a SweetCandy she is one of a kind and if you call her she is the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. I have gotten in a call with her before and she looked so sweet and kind no wonder her name is SweetCandy. Her voice was so beautiful! <3 @SweetCandy I hope you read this! =)
Player123: "Hi SweetCandy!! <3"
SweetCqndy: "HI, hows your day?"
*they will probably have a conversation with each other for the next 10 mins and play a game together*

Player123: "I love SweetCandy's personality. She is so sweet! <3"
SweetCandy by FqreverLover May 22, 2018

Sweetland 

A Sweetland is typically a lonely lurker who injects his gay lover with a sugar coated fecal sprinkled syringe; creating a semi-sweet puss filled shit blister, which, is bitten into during the climax of an 11 finger prostate massage.
I was afraid to go to the gay Dr's office for my prostate exam for fear of getting another sweetland.
Sweetland by Chops D. December 13, 2012