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sweet j o 

Sweet jerk off.

When a man masturbates and claims it was really "good".
I'm going to go have a sweet j o!
sweet j o by kipsix October 28, 2010

Sweet Jeebus! 

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!
1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![
Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

Sweep Job 

A sweep job is when someone sweeps, one's privates as a sexual act. You can choose between straw, plastic, or steel bristles for more friction.
The maid enters the room holding a broom, and says, "Hey boys anyone want a sweep job?"
Sweep Job by SlikWilly March 19, 2018

speed junkie 

Someone who seeks out and craves thrilling speeds and/or activities to get a rush of speed.
Scott love to race cars at 175mph. He is a speed junkie
speed junkie by 20vgolf October 18, 2013

Daytona Speed Jack 

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.
Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.
Daytona Speed Jack by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

speed jerking 

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg
i went to the ER for speed jerking