another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.
if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.
by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004
Essentially same as the handjob.
My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.
by analjuggernaut November 02, 2004