Sweaty Dick Syndrome 

When your dick sweats uncontrollably and pimples full of puss protrude from the skin.

Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.

Sweaty Dick Syndrome by Sonk July 28, 2011

Bag of sweaty dicks 

A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.

"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"

Bag of sweaty dicks by Kneegrodamus August 18, 2013

dick sweat 

The fluids which accumulate on the penis during and after sex (sweat, cum, or mixture of both). This fluid has been said to have a taste similar to Jose Cuervo.

Friend 1: "You wanna do a shot of Jose?"
Friend 2: "Hell no, that shit tastes like dick sweat."

dick sweat by Chipper Jones December 13, 2007

dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

dick sweats by dickzzz July 8, 2011

Dick Sweat 

when a person works out then rubs his wrist on his groin

yo nigga dont tough me with that dick sweat!

Dick Sweat by fagpartol May 22, 2018

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh 

when mourning over a loved one or significant other

Obama.. Skipper has died

"Dick sweat on my wrist YUH"

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh by Archbishop_TCO October 15, 2019

Dick sweat 

When a male human being has sex to hard and it gets sweaty 🥵

EWWWWWW you have dick sweat!!!

Dick sweat by darci hurt 😔 December 30, 2020