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Sweaty Ass Seat 

This happens when someone sweats profusely from their ass and leaves their seat all wet so when the next person sits in it they get sweaty ass on them.
This person at our work sweats a lot and when I sat on their chair after they left my ass got all wet so now we call that chair the "Sweaty Ass Seat"
Sweaty Ass Seat by dougiedog September 8, 2006
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sweaty-ass-kiss 

The moist stamp of a bare female backside.
Ellen quickly toweled off and still naked, picked up the phone and dialed Rosie, not realizing that when she sat on the coffee table she inadvertently deposited a sweaty-ass-kiss precisely where Melissa would be enjoying her coffee in a few short hours.
sweaty-ass-kiss by ohthree11 March 26, 2010

sweaty ass fuck 

when a woman or a man get fucked so hard in the ass it sweats
I had sweaty ass fuck last night because I fucked her so hard
sweaty ass fuck by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Big dude sweaty ass 

A large person who sweats from their ass during P.E. causing a large wet stain on the back of his shorts.
Ew. It's big dude sweaty ass.

sweaty ass syndrome 

You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL
Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'

Hot Club Sweaty Ass 

1. The highest possible level of funk, musk, and badussy humanly achievable in one place.

2.That smell that makes the janitor that cleans up the club after it closes want to quit his fucking job.

3.Arms+Ass+Funky Sweaty Thighs=Hot Club Sweaty Ass
Ex. I tried to hook up with Chantell last night after the Red Carpet, but she had hot club sweaty ass!

Ex. Damn girl where were you last night? You got hot club sweaty ass, go take a damn bath!!

Ex. Some of these hoe's dont need to go to IHOP when we leave, they got hot club sweaty ass!
Hot Club Sweaty Ass by ya boy B March 24, 2006

Sweaty Ass-Penis 

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.
I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.
Sweaty Ass-Penis by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010