The scapegoat for all that is bad and evil, cancer, aids, slavery, holocaust, etc is all the fault of the white man apparently. Of course electricity, running water, health care, space travel, internet, etc is brushed over and ignored. The white man rolls his eyes and his sleeves and gets the job done whatever it may be - this is called the White Mans Burden, a poem written by the great English poet Rudyard Kipling.
Jermain - 'White men are sooo evil.'
Tyrone - 'They invented Death ya know?'
Jerome - 'They're planning on colonising Mars one day and leaving us all.'
Jermaine - 'We're gonna be fucked, we'll have to start chasing Chinese and Indian girls.'
A family where cousins banging eachother is common, brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'family party,' this fucked up practice is to consolidate their vast wealth. They're worth is in the hundreds of trillions, and if I walked into a pub with one he would pop off to the toilet and expect me to get the drinks in. Very tight.
Christian - 'Wow, look at that piece of shit Volvo?'
Luke - 'That belongs to Lord Rothschild.'
You're driving your car on a beautiful summers day, sweat is making its way down the curve of your back before dropping into the crease of your ass. You wiggle constantly trying to get comfortable because the sweat has nowhere to go as it slowly solidifies. PAINFUL
Cyril - 'Yo, why the f*** are you wriggling around on your chair?'
K - 'Because my ass is hairier than your head causing streams of sweat to meet and solidify in my crack, Damn motherfucker! This is PAIN! This is Sweaty Ass Syndrome!'
A liquid that comes in a bottle no bigger than 4 inches, helps chaps last longer in bed after the liquid is put on his knob.
Sam - 'How did it go last night Rick? Did you smash her back doors in or what?'
Rick - 'Bloody nightmare mate, we was watching the Paul O'Grady show and when the adverts came on I made my move.'
Sam - 'Yeh, and?'
Rick - 'I threw my fucking beans up her before the adverts had finished.'
Sam - 'You need some of this, China Brush. I once rumped a bird for 4 and half hours with this stuff on my knob, my brothers knob fell off cos he was rumping for 6 hours straight.'
Rick - 'Sounds promising.'
Knee high boots worn by girls/women who want to be fucked, the boots are used as a communication tool to signal to men they wanna get banged ASAP.
Cyril - 'PWHOAR! Paul's sister was at the school gates earlier.'
Cecil - 'Was she wearing her ComeFuckMeBoots?
Cyril - 'Yep.'
Cecil - 'Oh SHIT! I missed her.'