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Large female breasts, chesticles, boobies, knockers, tatas
dannnnng look at the sweater monkeys on that one!!!
by Eneget Essedat June 04, 2007

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a word that originated in Pequannock, New Jersey, that has no real meaning.

A sweater monkey is not an insult, nor is it something to be proud about. It is a great way to annoy your friends though. Continuously call them a sweater monkey throughout the day and they will probably get angry, which is usually funny.

They WILL ask what it is, and you're response is,"YOU! you are a sewater monkey."
Rachel, you are a sweater monkey!
by LizzieFresh November 02, 2007

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