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sweat burger 

Created when you work at McDonalds, and the asshole manager has you flipping burgers all day over a giant, burning hot, boiling grease launching, stinky grill---then drops of sweat from your brow begin to fall on the burgers and you really don't give a shit.
Me: Can I take my lunch break yet? I've been on this grill for 5 hours...

Manager: No half the employees didn't show up again and you have to work the grill by yourself, work harder, it's the lunch rush!

Me: I hope they like sweat burgers...
sweat burger by ronald mcdonald 69 December 25, 2007
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Burger Sweats 

To sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food. The perspiration derives from ground meat juices stressing on the heart.
After having In and Out I have a bad case of the burger sweats.
Burger Sweats by burgersweater March 22, 2013

Sweaty Palms Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with hearts of palm
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweaty Palms Burger, it comes with hearts of palm!"

Sweet Home Avocado Burger 

A burger that comes with avocado
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Home Avocado Burger, you should try it!"

Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger 

A burger that's served with chili
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweet Chili O' Mine Burger, you should try it!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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