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swear jar by davarinofuntucson August 21, 2015
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Swearmare
When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.
Swearmare by Quarky Bruno August 29, 2009
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swearhards
You said something mildly offensive which could be blown out proportion Susan, you better watch out cause the swearhards will getcha.
swearhards by Azoth January 24, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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