scotalian 

An uncompromising person of both Scottish and Italian descent with a proud and fierce devotion to his heritage.

Ye winnae huv me that easy,mangecake...
I'm a Scotalian!!

scotalian by The Scotalian March 7, 2009

Sakalian English 

A language buried by time, spoken today only by a few intellectuals.

- WOW! Those two guys sound so smart!
- Yeah, they must be speaking Sakalian English.

Sakalian English by Castanea Sativa May 22, 2021

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

Santalian by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

Scatalina Wine Mixer 

When an ordinary kickback turns into an all out, but totally awesome, scat party and orgy.

Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.

Scatalina Wine Mixer by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Swahilian Backslap

swah-hee-lee-an bak-slap When receiving oral while standing, right before ejaculating, the person receiving oral defecates on their hand, and proceeds to slap it on the back of the person who is giving the oral.

Lilly: "So like omg, i was giving head to Billy and right before he came he took a shit in his hand and slapped it on my back!"
Leah: "LMAO he so gave you a swahilian backslap!"

Swahilian Backslap by crumble cakes September 24, 2010

Spantalian 

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

Spantalian by samd12345 July 12, 2009

Shitalian 

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.

He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.

Shitalian by Slxed May 24, 2022