Swasted 

to be wasted out of your mind

I'm so swasted right now!

Swasted by wasian24 June 10, 2010

swasted 

When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."

"hey jon how drunk are you?"
"I'm ssswasted"

swasted by brett z August 13, 2006

swasted 

the point where you are super wasted

wasted is an understatement i want to be swasted tonight

swasted by shortmts September 11, 2010

swasted 

1. The state in which you are sweet, sick, and wasted all at once.

Kyle was so swasted last night.

swasted by Kyle's Mom April 26, 2006

Swatted 

When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.

The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.

Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014

Banana's wasted 

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

Banana's wasted by D&T August 28, 2007

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004