Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.

Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

Glaswegian Swashbuckle by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018

Swashbuckler 

Multiple meanings:

1. An extravagant swordsperson or adventurer of some sort.
2. A sword-weiling hero/villain/person
3. A play, movie, or book dealing with a swashbuckler, one who swashbuckles.


IMPORTANT NOTE: SWASHBUCKLERS ARE NOT ALWAYS PIRATES! Yes, most pirates are swashbucklers, but not all swashbucklers are pirates! Also, not all pirates OR swashbucklers are MALE! Get it? Got it? Good.

1 & 2. In that movie, he plays a dashing swashbuckler.
3. 'What kind of books do you read?'
'Oh, mostly fantasy tales and swashbucklers.'

Swashbuckler by Nightie March 29, 2005

swashbuckling 

to buckle swashes, to fight with swords brutally and in full pirate regalia (must include dagger, sword, eye patch, peg leg, great big pirate captain hat, parrot...you know, the works.)

The famous sea captain, Bluebeard, was quite the buckler of swashes...you might say, he had a knack for swashbuckling.

swashbuckling by hailtopiracy September 21, 2005

Swashbuckling Whore 

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.

That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.

Swashbuckling Whore by burritokenny August 22, 2012

Balls Swashbuckling 

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).

Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!

Balls Swashbuckling by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021

swashbuckle 

To rage, bring on shenanigans, and consume questionable amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Dude, we are going to swashbuckle next week. You in?

Me and my friends swashbuckled at that bar last night, it was a good night.

Let's swashbuckle!

swashbuckle by djSURGE May 17, 2010

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

Swahili Swashbuckler by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009