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Alex Suarez 

The bass player in the band Cobra Starship. Also in the band This Is Ivy League. He is a chef too! He is one of the nicest guys, and is great to fans. He actually answers messages and meets with people at shows. Some of his nicknames include, Alex Suave Suarez, and Suavez. He is an all around amazing dude.
"I want to marry Alex Suarez."
"OMG SUAVEZ IS SO HOTTTT!!!!!!!"
"Hey, I learned a new recipe from Alex Suarez today."
Alex Suarez by cobralingus September 1, 2009
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Aaron Swartz 

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.
Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.
Related Words

Suarezed 

When someone beside you bites you on the shoulder for no apparent reason but just for the hell of it.
Kyle: Yo bro what's with that crazy bitemark on your shoulder??
Giorgio: Oh man someone just Suarezed me yesterday but it's all good.
Kyle: Aight bro
Suarezed by Shadowcat13 June 27, 2014
Swaezy, to have swag and to be snazzy
Kaity: WOW I love your dress! It is so swaezy!
Chantel: Thank you
Swaezy by vz7 October 27, 2018
To Suarez is to casually or randomly bite people to intentionally wound them.
Carry on and I will Suarez you!
Suarez by G29O June 27, 2014

Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.
I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.
Swartz Creek Academy by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019

Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008