Simpaholics Anonymous

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

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A person that loves to swap clothing and other items with friends. Someone that cares about keeping items in rotation and out of landfills.

Amy attends clothing swaps every month, she is a swapaholic.

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Someone who stops to smell all different brands and scents of soap no matter the circumstance.

Ann is a soapaholic, yesterday we were walking past the shampoo isle and she stopped and smelled every one of them and we didn't even buy one!

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a collection of people who share an admiration of singer/songwriter Sam Bradley

samaholics adore sam bradley

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Someone who continually stops everything in order to take a picture.

"Ooo, that's so cute. Hold it right there while I go get my camera."

"Mom wants another photo? She's a snapaholic."

Snapaholic by ahaws May 27, 2008

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A person with a drinking problem who thinks they are helping their issue by moving from their drink of choice to another.

"My wife is a swapaholic. She told me she's going to curtail her wine habit, but now drinks Vodka."

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