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When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"
Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose
Swap Meat by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

Swedish Swap Meat 

A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.
Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.
Swedish Swap Meat by Fobill April 22, 2010

Double Dog Meat Swap

The act of railing a bird with your homie and before climax you both pull out and sixty nine each other and finish in your bro's mouth.
Kevin: "Last night was so fun, Dave."
Dave: "I know, man. Did you see the look on her face when we double dog meat swapped?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
Double Dog Meat Swap by Gunnar_Jens November 25, 2019
when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night
rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap
meat swap by abledick April 27, 2019

swapmeat 

Gay men's shorthand for a sex orgy
That party last night degenerated into a total swapmeat.
swapmeat by flyingdog February 23, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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