swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 26, 2007

Up the swanny

'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.

An expression used mainly in the south when heavily irritated or pissed off.

Mother: Jonny go take out the trash.

Jonny: ahhh..I swanny!

by Greg Marshall November 25, 2007

while wanking shout out all his nick names and try and cum before you say all of them

Dude, I did the soggy swanny last night I only got to three of his nicknames

by suck my dongle April 15, 2009

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021

swanny bro

wagwan fam

To wipe oneself after a heavy commute or workout; to then feel refreshed and fragrant for the rest of the day.

I'm just going to swannie - start the meeting without me and I'll be there in 2 minutes.

by PiptheFirst February 20, 2015