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Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'
Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.
Sandler Jew by Goldst3in January 12, 2013

Fart Swindler 

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
Fart Swindler by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012

SwanderDive 

1. When you win your fantasy league one year and then take an extreme dive to the bottom of the rankings the next year.

2. when a swan dives very deep
Wow your team really took a swanderdive compared to last year.
SwanderDive by Rickkkksanchez December 6, 2018

The Adam Sandler Effect 

When someone is dating someone way out of their league or is a lot younger. Comes from Adam Sandler's films where he's always with a super attractive, young women.
Damn, my girlfriend is so hot, its definitely the Adam Sandler Effect.

Adam Sandler 

If you haven't laughed at a single joke in a movie starring Adam Sandler, then you don't know anything about comedy. My man Adam makes me laugh every time I watch his movies after I come back from kindergarten . There's a scene in one of his movies ( I forgot the name because I'm like 4, but thats not the point) where he FARTED IN SOME ONES FACE LOL XD XD XD. My parents didn't get the joke (duh) and they SENT ME TO BED EARLY : ( !!!!. SO ANNOYING >:( . So yeah, Adam Sandler is cool. He even won a Golden Raspberry award!!! So happy for him : D!!!
guy 1:Adam Sandler is a comedic genius
guy 2:True
guy 1: Ight i gotta go to nursery
-guy 2: Ye me too
guy 1:Cya
Adam Sandler by RussianPig September 15, 2020

the sandler 

When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope
"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"
the sandler by Poontanker Patrick November 25, 2003