One who has no hobbies, spends their spare time staring at small children play out their window, and eating their own excrement.
Hey, you see that girl accross the street? Her name is Keri, she's been staring out that window for hours watching Johnny. She's the biggest swal I've ever seen!
by LuLu1997 October 7, 2011
after training i get swals (sweaty balls)
by urban dic master May 17, 2010
Graduate Student With Athletic Laurels.
Former college athlete, now a graduate student, not ready to be a NARP
Former college athlete, now a graduate student, not ready to be a NARP
These puny freshman think I'm and NARP when actually I was a double sport NCAA honors student. I'm not a NARP I'm a G-SWAL
by GSWAL Tigerg August 12, 2016