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Swagnemite 

Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.

Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.

Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Swagnemite by WtfHax January 30, 2015
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A cool ass Dodge Magnum.
Guy #1. That's a bad ass Dodge Magnum!

Guy #2. Yes, it is a total Swagnum...
Swagnum by hutchdog August 26, 2015
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swagnominal 

When something or someone is so F**KING swaggy that they go past swagtastic and reach the 2nd highest level of swagger, Swagnominal. You cant beat Swagnominal except with Swaggerlifical.
example:
"Hey man I just had a threeway, and i got both girls off in under 30 minutes!" said CJ
"Oh man, that is so f**king swagnominal!" Nick replied.
swagnominal by CJSwagger March 30, 2015
A weapon found within H1Z1's arcade mode named, Swagnum Opus.
Jason: "Oh hey wanna play H1Z1?
Arnold: "Sure thing bud, let's play with the new Swagnum!"
Jason: "What's that?"
Arnold: "The best thing ever."
Swagnum by Newborn man September 8, 2018
Like foenem but it’s swagnem. A way to say “my swag”.
Imma fuck you up, on swagnem.”
Swagnem by Gertilda October 26, 2018

swagnimite 

(a) too swag for you
(n) the swagiest thing ever
"Bro das swagnimite."
"Brah you're a swagnimite."
swagnimite by A ruug a ruu October 28, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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