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Swagnemite 

Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.

Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.

Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Swagnemite by WtfHax January 30, 2015
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Swageman 

A fictional last name that combines the word swagger and the surname Hageman. The name that every swagger chick of Irish descent should be known as. Girls with the last name Swageman are subject to jealousy due to having such a cool name. Often accused of Swagga Jackin
"Golly i wish I knew a Swageman"

"Gee whiz, I wish my name was Swageman instead of Feester"

Swagademia

Not light academia, not dark academia. The academic aesthetic that aims for swagger.
"Wow Capri your fit is so cool today!"
"Thanks Ellie! I was really going for the swagademia vibe."
Swagademia by xanadont69 November 14, 2022

Spagdemonium 

A gathering of Spags...usually around a river or still water, where chest beating and braggadocio ensues. Chants for "distance", "skagit" and "eddy ward" are heard for miles around. Typically, large quantities of PBR and Jack Daniels are consumed and every guy goes home alone.
Hey Dude, it was Spagdemonium down on the Sandy last week.

Are you attending Spagdemonium at the GGCC?
Spagdemonium by Fly Monkey February 23, 2010
collective noun referring to promiscuous females, can also be used in singular
weyyyyy slagdem, get your minge out!

or

look at that slagdem over there lads
slagdem by Claxone Lee October 3, 2006

swagmemesrule 

A swagmemesrule is someone who is extremely short, and also very young. They are bad at ABWR and Zombies.
Look at that kid Frullu, he is such a swagmemesrule!
swagmemesrule by thomas_juuYT July 13, 2021