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A fictional last name that combines the word swagger and the surname Hageman. The name that every swagger chick of Irish descent should be known as. Girls with the last name Swageman are subject to jealousy due to having such a cool name. Often accused of Swagga Jackin
"Golly i wish I knew a Swageman"

"Gee whiz, I wish my name was Swageman instead of Feester"
by Heracles' Youthful Deeds March 22, 2010