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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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A word that means swaggy, jazzy, snazzy, and slightly saggy.
"Did you see that girl's new jacket?"
"Yeah, it's super swazzy!"
Swazzy by SwazzMasterSwazz June 2, 2014

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017
A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".
As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where one is asked to give examples but their mind goes completely blank
Person A: "Can you give me some examples?"
Person B: "Ugh no my mind just went blank"
Person A: "That's The Swazzle Effect for you."

Swazzmoid 

A footballer who is more keen on tricks and image than on actually being any good.
Billy's not so bad, but that Jez is a total Swazzmoid.
Swazzmoid by Uncle Tekkerz September 17, 2020