noun sus-poSIshun

The state of being in a suspicious position. Usually referred to gaming in class, or gaming during work. The person usually tilts their computer screen to a 39% angle, turns the volume down, and their dominant hand will be on their mouse or trackpad, clicking or dragging rapidly, and their other hand will usually be stationed above the WASD or arrow keys. This usually applies to gamers. Sometimes they might laugh spontaneously.

Related words: Disposition Trimposition The Position Positioned
His susposition was the weirdest position anyone had seen, he'd tilt his computer screen DOWN, and start gaming.
by Professor Harold James (PHD) December 7, 2021
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