7 definitions by Professor Harold James (PHD)
noun sus-poSIshun
The state of being in a suspicious position. Usually referred to gaming in class, or gaming during work. The person usually tilts their computer screen to a 39% angle, turns the volume down, and their dominant hand will be on their mouse or trackpad, clicking or dragging rapidly, and their other hand will usually be stationed above the WASD or arrow keys. This usually applies to gamers. Sometimes they might laugh spontaneously.
Related words: Disposition Trimposition The Position Positioned
The state of being in a suspicious position. Usually referred to gaming in class, or gaming during work. The person usually tilts their computer screen to a 39% angle, turns the volume down, and their dominant hand will be on their mouse or trackpad, clicking or dragging rapidly, and their other hand will usually be stationed above the WASD or arrow keys. This usually applies to gamers. Sometimes they might laugh spontaneously.
Related words: Disposition Trimposition The Position Positioned
His susposition was the weirdest position anyone had seen, he'd tilt his computer screen DOWN, and start gaming.
by Professor Harold James (PHD) December 7, 2021
John Hannoun (Jown-HaAn) Is a humble and humorous person. He excels in all categories. This is not a real life reference.
A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.
A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 17, 2021
A noun, defining a person who masters the art of drumming at early ages, is pro at Minecraft and much more. Usually describes a person who likes hockey and yogurt.
1. Wow, you're such a Kyle Chi!
2. I went onto Urban Dictionary today, and realized the perfect word to describe you: a Kyle Chi!
2. I went onto Urban Dictionary today, and realized the perfect word to describe you: a Kyle Chi!
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 17, 2021
KyleChi is a term in which defines a person of high average IQ, most commonly referred to a male. This word is only applicable if the person in definition has a love for Minecraft. When someone calls you a KyleChi, you MUST respond with Sugundese.
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 10, 2021
KyleChi Kayole-Chee (.NOUN) is referring to the word Kyle Chi, which is describing a person who a) likes to play Minecraft, and b) is very smart.
KyleChi is not an inside joke.
KyleChi is not an inside joke.
1. You play Minecraft? Wow, you're a KyleChi!
2. Mom, I want to be a KyleChi.
3. I'm such a KyleChi lately!
2. Mom, I want to be a KyleChi.
3. I'm such a KyleChi lately!
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 15, 2021
An item that is an average of 8 inches long, and is enjoyed by both genders. It is stuck into a moist, warm and sticky and bacteria-filled environment. The rubbing of the sides of the opening can create pleasure to anyone. After two minutes, the pulsing, throbbing motion will stop, and when pulled out, will leave a white, frothy and sweet substance that are made in tubes. Your mother will have a 69% chance of asking you to do it again. "Not Clean Enough!"
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 19, 2021
Terratoraniosis is a new diagnosis developed by the main gate laboratory of the Office of Medical Sciences branch from our university. It is a deadly virus with three (3) stages.
Symptoms ~
1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.
Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%
2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)
Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%
3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.
Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%
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Symptoms ~
1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.
Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%
2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)
Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%
3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.
Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%
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Examples of how it's used in a sentence:
1. My mom has Terratoraniosis!
2. I just recovered from Terratoraniosis.
3. My friend is doing a research project on the effects and cures of Terratoraniosis.
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1. My mom has Terratoraniosis!
2. I just recovered from Terratoraniosis.
3. My friend is doing a research project on the effects and cures of Terratoraniosis.
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by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 15, 2021