the preface to using the word douche bad
person 1- Survery says....
person 2- DOUCHE BAG~!
by Ghettofied April 3, 2004
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acts too unspeakable to name, frequently performed in coffehouses.
I'm off to the coffee shop to code me some farm publication survey.
by ahem excuse me September 26, 2010
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1: To "check someone out" usually the female's chest and or legs, being "surveyed" by a male.
2: To push with your thumb in between someone's shoulder blades and wiggling.

(2)Causes: Many different sensations, usually pain, sometimes tickles, many times resulting in the victim jumping, running away, or crying.
The child surveyed the land of another, making the child squeal and cry.
May I Survey your land?
by Giant, sloppy wang April 12, 2011
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Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.
"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)
by canopy October 23, 2007
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The feeling one gets after hand creating and filling out a myspace survey, subsequently clicking the "back" button, resulting in a blank forum.
My myspace bulletin just went completely blank! I am surveyically pissed off!
by yellowisnotmellow June 8, 2009
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The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.
(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.
by ThaDuke April 1, 2010
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A line in Wu-Tang Clan's "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin to F' Wit"
Person 1: "Survey Says?"

Me: "YOU'RE DEAD"
by West56 August 22, 2018
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