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spunkled 

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.
"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"
spunkled by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

shrunkled 

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
shrunkled by jon ronson July 29, 2006

skrunkledorf 

I bought a $30 dollar cat plush when I was sick and drugged up me named him skrunkledorf after thinking about dumbledor
CATCH SKRUNKLEDORF”

*screaming*

Double Shrunkled 

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
Double Shrunkled by SupremeKai October 5, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026