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spunkled 

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.
"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"
spunkled by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

shrunkled 

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
shrunkled by jon ronson July 29, 2006

skrunkledorf 

I bought a $30 dollar cat plush when I was sick and drugged up me named him skrunkledorf after thinking about dumbledor
CATCH SKRUNKLEDORF”

*screaming*

Double Shrunkled 

When one is shrunk, but doubly so.

Typically occurs when one run a foul of an accursed

witch and promptly cursed by said witch.
Person 1: This sucks! I'm double shrunkled! I hate you!

Person 2: Get away from my shoe you bastard, I hate you too!
Double Shrunkled by SupremeKai October 5, 2023

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026