Surfing

v. Having sex with a woman with little or no cleavage.

Dave: "Why did you break up with Liz?".

Mike: "She's as flat as a board. I don't like surfing dude."

by feed the dogs August 5, 2021

surf

Fuckin' sick ass sport, riding down THE FACE of waves on a fiberglass covered foam board. But has too many posers.

Listen, assholes. Just cause you wear your white O'Neill sweatshirt and cruise on the whitewater once a year and hang out in surfshops every weekend, doesn't mean you're a surfer.

Fucking tards. Posers, and localized fuckwits like Miki Dora ruined the sport.

Still fun though. Just fuck off, posers.

There are ten surf posers for every real surfer.

by Dylan Hamilton April 5, 2005

surf

To browse the World Wide Web.

I'm going to go surf the Web.

by Tom E. Pinkerton November 19, 2002

surf

the term is a referance to smokeing weed. Used as code in order not get caught. Originated from the kids in the southside of chicago

hey lets surf tonight. Sure whos bringing the surfboards so we can ride them waves!?

by 60th April 21, 2009

surfed

The verb form of {surfboard}, where a girl grinds and sinks onto the man, who is lying erect.

Becky surfed her boyfriend last Friday. I think he still hasn't shaken off the shock of THAT encounter.

by awesomeisanoverusedname September 26, 2015

Surfing

The act of being drunk and high (off marijuana) at the same time, drifting from one state to the other.

"Dude, have you been smoking weed tonight AND drinking?!?! Yes bro, I'm surfing."

by Gerbil33063 November 10, 2013

surf

The most fun activity in the wold, which involves a person finding a very cool board at a surf shop (or in your dad's closet, your choice) and taking it to the ocean. It also involves standing up on the board when a wave comes, Please note: when standing up try to look hot for all the surfer guys (and guys...try to not drown while staring at the surfer chciks who are better at surfing then you)

I heart surfing (ALOT!)

by Some Surfer Chick March 9, 2005