Guy one: Dude! Elon Musk just announced the colonization of
Mars!
Guy two:
Meh, Venus has much richer soil than
Mars.
Guy one: Damn, dude! Quit your surfacism.
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Guy one: So what do you think about the house? It's got a nice view!
Guy two: I wish the floor was carpet instead of wood.
Guy one: Why are you always so surfacist?