St. Cloud Supersoaker 

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.

"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

St. Cloud Supersoaker by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie 

Wet ass cooch

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020

supersuperpig 

supersuperpig is a low tier f- tier (on a good day(including the year of the pig)) and HATES strafers. HE CANT STAND THEM. Famous Quote: "STOP STRAFING!1!1!11"
Legend has it that SleepyIllusions can easily 6-0 supersuperpig with ease.

supersuperpig's #1 Mortal Enemy: SilverIsMe (Top tier strafer)

supersuperpig by SilverIsn'tGold April 30, 2021

specsaver 

a retail offer that appears to offer you something of great value for no extra charge but which really gives you something which will probably sit in a drawer and never be used.

2 pairs of spectacles for the price of 1 is a specsaver.
most spectacle wearers know that if they break their glasses they can revert back to their old pair as an emergency measure especially as a new pair can be made up in a few days.what usually happens is that the optician will try and use the free second pair as an opportunity to sell you a coating or tint which you will rarely, if ever, use.
if you visit the optician every 2 years you just end up with lots of unused free second pairs.

specsaver by Nesty. January 4, 2012

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

you should have gone to specsavers by r3dfox January 7, 2008

supersoaker 

n.-A female that ,when brought to climax, ejaculates a large amount of vaginal fluid leaving the bed and/or partner soaked.

She came so hard, she turned out to be a supersoaker. The bed had a puddle in it!

supersoaker by S.m.G. November 20, 2007

Should have gone to Specsavers 

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

Should have gone to Specsavers by Scott2357 October 5, 2016