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super saiyan sock monkey 

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
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Super Socker 

-I was jerking off yesterday and I didn't have a tissue, so I did a Super Socker.
Super Socker by Rodkor April 2, 2015

Supper Sockker 

When the girl turn inside out and suck the wibe (penis) upside down
Dont get the Supper Sockker then bui daddy
Supper Sockker by Dlitch242 May 13, 2021

superstockracer 

A slow drag racer who talks smack but cant back it up.
Bob: Did you hear what Chris did?
John: No, what?
Bob: He went full SuperStockRacer. He threatened to beat up the entire forum, they set up a place to meet, he never showed.
John: Well, thats no surprise for Chris, actually its very typical.

St. Cloud Supersoaker 

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie 

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie
to ejaculate on someone. making someone drip in cum as if soaked with a super soaker.
guy: imma supersoak this ho
*guy skeets on a girl*
girl: damn you supersoaked me
supersoak by aludin January 1, 2009