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sunday face 

To have an expressionless look on your face/Staring Blankly. The kind of look you have when you've spent the weekend on the razz and haven't slept a wink since thursday.
"What you upto today then?"
"mongin on the couch with a sunday face"
"good weekend then?"
"yeah...erm...I fink so"
"sweet"
sunday face by Batfinknot June 17, 2005

Sunday Face 

A euphemism for vagina to make it an agreeable or less offensive expression in place of one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the listener.

It is an old expression but has been re-introduced in today's Urban Language.
"I'm going to wash my sunday face"

"Don't touch my sunday face"

"Get out of my sunday face"
Sunday Face by Millie Edgeworth October 8, 2008

Facepalm Sunday 

1. "last minute" grocery shopping (usually Sunday) while intoxicated (drunk/hung over and/or stoned) that was supposed to be done on the previous Friday or Saturday (but was deemed less of a priority then bingeing) often forgetting one or more essential items after paying and leaving the store/shop after it has closed

2. Urgent/last minute grocery shopping (usually sunday) only arriving seconds before the shop/store is about to or has closed for the day

3. Waking up on a sunday morning after a "heavy" weekend (Friday and Saturday) of binge drinking/drug taking with a massive hangover/headache and unknown partner/s (usually sexual) beside you that you don't remember anything or who they are but are dreading the aftermath of what happened.

4. The one day or days of the year that Jesus (christianity), God or any saints and/or deities look down onto the Earth from their place of residence and cringe/express disbelief, shame or disgust towards humanity's frequent acts of stupidity

5. Fusion/combination of "Facepalm" & "Palm sunday"
1) When shopping on a sunday, see how many people are hung over and are seconds away from a facepalm momment

2) man arrives at a supermarket only to see the front doors closed, looking to the manage who just locked the doors, the manager shakes his head and points to the list of clearly visible opening hours

Man: *moans* OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!

Store manager shakes his head

Man reads the sign indicating store opening hours, sighs and facepalms at his own lazyness/stupidity for not reading the opening hours - facepalm sunday momment
Facepalm Sunday by Mad-Jack June 3, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004