Suncream Cake 

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.

That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!

Suncream Cake by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010

irish suncream

a pub

Paddy; I'm starting to burn a bit under is blazing November sun. Best we protect ourselves with some Irish Suncream.

Goes to nearby pub

irish suncream by who!!! November 3, 2017

suncreaming 

The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom

Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING

suncreaming by TheBestGuy September 21, 2013

sun-cream eater 

To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.

"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.

sun-cream eater by the bearded clown July 26, 2010

SundreamTV 

a hippo who eats, licks, drinks, kisses, slurps, sneezes, coughs and anything else you could imagine doing to your microphone, also known as a degenerate in real life.

Josh: Hey John, what's that hippo doing to its microphone?

John: Who?! Oh SundreamTV (the fgt who puts their stream in sub mode only) yeah that Hippo is doing ASMR, something that nerd virgins get their micropenises off to.

SundreamTV by BarryMcKohkiner April 7, 2020

suncram 

An accelerated form of suntanning in which you must get a tan in 24 hours

Pete was only going to be in Florida for 2 days, so he had to suncram if he wanted to return home with a tan.

suncram by Ms Dermott May 26, 2014

California sundreaming 

A longing for California.

A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.

Person a: why's Caroline crying?

Person b: she's California sundreaming again.

California sundreaming by Rainydear August 29, 2017