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1.
The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom
Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING
by TheBestGuy September 21, 2013