sumamabitch 

Southern term for "son of a bitch". Originated by Bernie Mac. Excellent for humorous use, or to make threats.

He ain't got my money. That no good sumamabitch.

sumamabitch by C.J October 27, 2003

Sammitch 

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.

Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.

Sammitch by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010

Sombitch

A variant of son of a bitch, used mostly by white male Southern Americans over the age of fourty, in the process of getting killed during a War event on the popular Korean game Ragnarok Online.
Sombitch is usually is pronounced in an ear splitting pitch that can be heard across the trailer park.

"YOU SOMBITCH! FUCK FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS!" - real life quote.

Sombitch by apple April 25, 2005

Sombitch

The redneck dialect of the common phrase "son of a bitch". It can be used positively or negatively as it is in its normal dialect.

Positive connotation: "Did ya hear Billy Bob got laid by Sally last night. Whooeee! That be one lucky sombitch!"
Negative connotation: "Billy Bob you sombitch, you just slept with your own sister!"

Sombitch by Darlord January 6, 2009

Somebitch 

(n.)(redneckism)slang for son of a bitch can be a term of endearment or an insult.

c'mere ya lil somebitch(insult).
i luv you ya somebitch(endearment).

Somebitch by randy white December 19, 2004

sumbitch 

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".

Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!

sumbitch by Dude Grease October 5, 2006

summich 

Like a sammich, only it refers to subs.

Angeal was being an overly-sensative twunt, and ignored me when I said I was hungry for a tasty summich.

summich by Semedi July 1, 2006