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1. really, really stupid.
2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.
"That turd on the floor is very sumitesque."

"My girlfriend has syphilis. How sumitesque!"
by sumit sucks October 27, 2011