sumitesque 

1. really, really stupid.
2. dressed like a prick.
3. characterized by spontaneous mumbling of nonsense.
4. pessimistic.
5. bad at doing everything, with the exception of playing cricket (which is only speculative).
5. lame.

"That turd on the floor is very sumitesque."

"My girlfriend has syphilis. How sumitesque!"

sumitesque by sumit sucks October 27, 2011

shitesque

shitty in a particularly lame or piss-ass way

It is really shitesque to ask people to hurry and then be late yourself.

shitesque by Posh Schlock December 11, 2018