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Suite Tooth 

The act of getting a blowjob from your hotel maid.
John: "Ah man, on my business trip to Chicago my hotel maid gave me my pancakes then gave me a blowjob!"
Joe: "You mean a Suite tooth?"
Suite Tooth by jaxonthemitch November 22, 2011

Toot Suite 

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
Toot Suite by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

toot-suit peter 

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.