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Something no one should do... I've talked people out of it many times, but I can't be bothered doing it anymore.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY RETARDED UNCLEFUCKING CAT! Retard...
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George committed suicide and left his loved ones behind.
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Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".
A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick!
B: Suicide!
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Two Skaters:
A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again?
B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide!
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Two Tourists in Baja Mexico:
A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon!
B: Suicide!
by thiudans November 21, 2006
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a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!
the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.
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A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself.
Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.
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The cowardly way to solve your problems. Most kids feel the should commit suicide at times, or actually are suicidal only because they are extremely depressed and can't look past the fact that life has its ups and downs.

Respect your loved ones
Get over it.
Jim: Hey man i think i wanna commit suicide.

Dave: Don't do that, you're probly depressed now man but you'll get over it.
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it is a mothafuckin shit in your list to live a long life.
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