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A tasty pale brownish drink made by mixing together all of the available flavors of pop at a restaurant (except for water).
Although each suicide should be different, they all taste curiously similar.
by adam_f August 12, 2010
The art killing yourself
Ninja study ninjitsu while goths study suicide.
by I Got The Knife April 01, 2005
A tried and tested formula for release
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold committed suicide after killing 13 in the Columbine Massacre *yay*
by Jane. October 02, 2003
a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!
the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.
by cmt_84 July 18, 2008
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself.
Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.
by energizerman38 February 27, 2007
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Joe committed suicide because he was in jail, even though he had an appeal coming up the next week.
by Delly Welly August 27, 2006
Linking someone you know in real life, who is stronger than you, to goatse
One of the governator's aides committed suicide today.
by LoneGamer November 19, 2003
A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore
Suicide will end the pain but it will not solve the problem
by summerwind May 02, 2007