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It's not something to joke about! It's not painless, it's not "release", it's not "deliverance", it shouldn't be considered brave, it's just killing yourself. People usually commit suicide over petty, temporary problems, accompanied by large amounts of self-pity. EVERY problem has a solution! Don't take the coward's way out! It's true, you will end your suffering once you're dead. But it's not like you're going to feel anything at all- YOU'RE DEAD. Unless you're terminally ill, beyond treatment and suffering every second, don't even consider an intentional death. You may be free of the pain but your friends, family and loved ones will suffer.
Hey kids! Shooting yourself in the head may LOOK fun but it actually hurts! Even if the pain won't last too long because you'll be DEAD in a few seconds.
by [anonymous] March 20, 2004
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Ninja study ninjitsu while goths study suicide.
by I Got The Knife April 01, 2005
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1)to commit death upon ones self to try and prove a point but not being able to see the outcome as he/she is dead
2)according to the movie "The Whole Nine Yards," suicide is committed mostly by dentists
the dentist hung himself in his office not knowing that he was going to miss hi next patient
by for you to decide June 22, 2003
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A permenant solution to a temporary problem.
Drowning,Cutting,Hanging,etc.
Many people commit it each year after a problem in their life.
by Morgana Draven August 08, 2005
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Driving through the heart of Koreatown without wearing a seatbelt.
Honey, that's suicide!
by Lolo Fernandez January 21, 2011
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This is for when you're feeling brave and you go to a store (usually a convenience store like 7-11) and you use their fountain drink station to make a "suicide" which is basically a little bit of every single soda...in one cup. So delicious!!
"I can't decide whether I want a Cherry Coke or a Dr. Pepper or a Mountain Dew. Guess I'll make me a suicide".
by XmasJ November 20, 2013
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