The school itself does the bare minimum to ensure there is no revolt or questioning of their “tax audited” ponzi scheme.” The president makes 2.2 million dollars “second highest paid president of any institution” but gets away with it because, the rich kids don’t care, they get what they pay for,( a place where country club parents can tell people their kids go) The kids who would care can’t challenge them because they have scholarships (they keep the enrollment GPA up as well)

Suffolks social life is non-existent, no parties in the dorms. And the surrounding apartments can’t throw parties because cops will be called, SPD has some weird jurisdiction over the surrounding area. Kids are anti-social in class, hoping that everyone is under the illusion that they are going to some cool party that weekend.
Suffolk university
tim- im bout to buy a bottle can u throw down?

kevin- nah dude u know me, broke college student (new macbook pro in his lap, expensive fitted with matching shoes, spent 25 bucks on dinner at some surrounding restaurant)
by rottenseed March 3, 2011
Get the Suffolk University mug.
Community College system on Long Island consisting of 3 main campuses. From west to east: Grant Campus in Brentwood, Ammerman Campus in Selden and East Campus in Riverhead. It's well known for it's amazing Nursing program.

It's pretty cool by Community College standards. Most students consider the Grant/Brentwood campus to be the best campus out of the three b/c most professors there are somewhat decent and it is by far the best looking campus (especially compared to Nassau Community College which is very dated-looking). All of my classes sizes at SCCC have been reasonably small.

Just watch out for the speeding Honda's through the parking lot and avoid the Sagtikos Parkway around rush hour and you'll be fine.
Sam: Dude, im goin to Suffolk Community College for my first 2 yrs and then transfer to a 4-year college to get a Bachelors. I'll be getting the same degree as somebody who spent four years full tuition so why waste money?
Bill: Cool, bro. Just don't get ran over by a souped up Civic or a bmw w/overly tinted windows.
Sam: Dude, it's not that bad!
by SCCC'er December 14, 2012
Get the Suffolk Community College mug.
two fellows preferably from suffolk draw their weapons and proceed 2 masturbate furiously onto a womans face.
you wanna suffolk showdown this girl? yea your no match 4 my quick fire squire!
by staticbeast September 10, 2008
Get the suffolk showdown mug.
Lots of farmers and old people,'nuff said really...
<two teenagers walking through a town centre in Suffolk>

Teen#1: There's a lot more old people about today...hang on...oh shit...

Teen#2: What?

Teen#1: I've just remembered, it's pension day!

Teen#2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by Matt M April 11, 2005
Get the Suffolk (U.K County) mug.
Nansemond Suffolk is a small private school in southern Virginia. It is made up of white, Christian, southern students. Most students' parents are alumni's of NSA. Students tend come from a wealthy family. NSA is very good at football and was state champs. It is a school that is like a family and is getting even better through out the years.
Nansemond Suffolk Academy alumini: I loved NSA so much and could not have hoped for a better school when I went and I am proud to send my kids there.
by dididididdidididiiddidi March 15, 2011
Get the Nansemond Suffolk Academy mug.
Basking on a bed, covered in a random animal or person's feces.
Dang man, Why you stink at 8 am at work? Were uou up all night pulling a Suffolk Special?
by KING OF PII November 3, 2021
Get the Suffolk Special mug.
retarcentral. A very stupid place that shouldnt have been made.
Suffolk sucks.
by iloveaally122333 November 14, 2018
Get the Suffolk mug.