No-Luck-Suckyness 

A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.

Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"

No-Luck-Suckyness by Ariez June 5, 2013

Sucksessful 

A sucksessful person is one that has intentionally done something poorly and has been rewarded for it.

Dimitri's career in pricing was deemed sucksessful in the regards that over the course of three years none of the deals he priced were signed.

Sucksessful by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dragon sickness 

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.

"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"

dragon sickness by grinding_metal December 21, 2014

town sickness 

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

town sickness by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013

Emo sickness 

The emo sickness is when someone is not ok. During the period of time when someone has the sickness, they go through hard decisions that could decide their fate of how contagious it is. So people can get it from others which could lead to a large spread of the emo. The original spread of the emo sickness starts in the medieval ages, but it was gotten rid of. Now recently a new source formed -- a middle school teacher called Victoria. All ages suffer from this deathly disease, but ages 1-19 and ages 40-100 suffer from it the most. There is yet to be a cure found.

"Are you ok?"
"No I have the emo sickness"
"Ohh that explains it"

Emo sickness by tea._ April 7, 2022

Sickness for the thickness 

Drawn to women with some meat on their bones.

When he saw the waitress, curvy body and big tits. He smiled and said I have sickness for the thickness.

Sickness for the thickness by Doc Tim October 15, 2017

Suckcession

A session(meeting) with the intent of nothing but oral(lots of licking, kissing and SUCKing).

a compound word formed from:

Suck: giving oral sex

Session: A meeting with the intent of completion of a set task

a Suckcession!

Yeah, my baby and I took a little trip to the movies yesterday and it turned into an orgy! We took turns going down on each other about ten times!!! It was a beautiful Suckcession!

Suckcession by Redwings Addict April 12, 2010