National Suck Day 

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.

Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock

National Suck Day by BigCrotch May 12, 2020

That Sucks Day 

April 15: The shittiest day in April AKA Tax Day AKA The due date to file your taxes.

The day where hundreds of thousands of procrastinators form miles-long lines to the post office at 11:50PM on April 15 because they waited until the last minute to file their taxes. (Even though you get 4 months to do so)

To add to the suckiness of this day, it is also the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the sinking of the Titanic.

That Sucks Day is basically an American tradition/holiday in itself

To celebrate That Sucks Day, it is fitting to go to your local post office and laugh at the idiots waiting in line five minutes before midnight because you filed your taxes months ago

That Sucks Day by WackyJack April 30, 2011

national your little sibling sucks day 

July 26th, national your little sibling sucks day. this is the one day of the year when your little sibling has to admit they suck. It's the law. they also HAVE to mean it.

My little sibling must now admit they suck because it is national your little sibling sucks day,

national your little sibling sucks day by Elia Al-Nims July 24, 2021

We-Suck Day 

Wesak Day is a day where everyone in the entire world (or universe) literally sucks balls!
We-Suck is defined as a day where everyone sucks.
Vesak Day is on May 29th, 2018, and that falls on a Saturday. Happy Holidays!

Today's the day where everyone sucks because it's We-Suck Day!

We-Suck Day by Microtrick Windhoes August 20, 2018

National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

National Dick Suck Day by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

National Dyslexics Suck Day 

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics

“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”

National Dyslexics Suck Day by DogFoodBitchAss July 8, 2022

National suck pp day 

October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.

Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?

National suck pp day by Kekdjdjdkskwsirjeuz October 13, 2019