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sucks to your assmar 

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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sucks to suck 

"(It) sucks to suck" - A remark usually made after a person experiences misfortune and/or tells others about it. Can be used to ridicule someone, as a way of expressing annoyance or frustration with a complainer, or simply as an indifferent acknowledgement of the other person's misfortune.
Dude 1: (accidentally spills drink on shirt)
Dude 2: Haha, sucks to suck!

Bro 1: Ugh, I've got three exams this week and I haven't even started studying yet.
Bro 2: Sucks to suck.

Guy 1: Man, I lost my wallet last weekend, and I still haven't found it.
Guy 2: Sucks to suck, bro.

sucks to be you 

Phrase used to express an indifferent sympathy.
"My car exploded when I was buying a donut!"
"Sucks to be you."
sucks to be you by sitesurfer June 13, 2004

sucks to be you 

when something bad happened to another person, it sucks to be that person
You daddy is in jail for getting you pregnant. sucks to be you.
sucks to be you by byrd June 14, 2004

Sucks to BU

A pun on "sucks to be you." In this form, it refers to those unfortunate souls who attend Boston University. Often heard at hockey games.
BU student: We just lost to 5-0 to Boston College. Our season is over.

BC student: Sucks to BU.
Sucks to BU by facts only April 25, 2006

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

sucks to be you 

A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.

The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.
Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...
sucks to be you by MikeyT June 18, 2004